The Princess and the (greedy) PeaThe Princess and the (greedy) Pea

"This little pea is hungry! So hungry it swallows a sprout, slurps up some soup, munches the bread, gobbles the cake, noshes the pickle, guzzles the cheese, drinks all the tea, and even chomps down the table it's all served on. After all that, it needs to sleep. But whose dinner did it steal? And whose mattress is the now-humongous pea resting under? This wickedly funny mash-up of 'The princess and the pea' and 'There was an old lady who swallowed a fly' will have listeners clamoring for multiple helpings."--